INT CORRIDOR
GABE
I'm obviously lying to you, Sol, but trust me anyways.
<leaves>
I'm shit.

INT STORAGE BAY

GABE enters, and sends a message to KAT on his desk.
MESSAGE
KAT, I'm waiting here in the STORAGE BAY for you to come and KILL ME. Please hurry.

GABE waits to DIE.

INT BARRACKS
KAT has a dream about GABE and SOL.

INT COMMONS
KAT sees SOL.

EVERYONE BELIEVES THAT THIS IS A COINCIDENCE.

INT BARRACKS
KAT (bites MODE)
Oh look, GABE just practically invited me to go kill him!

KAT leaves. MODE follows, just because.

INT STORAGE BAY
KAT suddenly digresses to the age of three, resorting to maniacal laughter and ineffective insults about SOL to infuriate GABE.

FIGHTING COMMENCES. BOOYAH.

GABE
I love Sol. Therefore, I'm going to win this fight. The POWER OF LOVE will give me strength.
<pause>
Did I really just say that?

KAT
I like to kill things.

They FIGHT. Somehow, GABE actually HOLDS HIS OWN. This is a drastic change from EVERY OTHER FIGHT he's been in.

KAT
Apparently, I am now impervious to pain. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GABE (As if he hadn't realized this before)
She's crazy.

They FIGHT more. Once it seems boring, the door opens. SOL enters. For some reason GABE looks AWAY from KAT while she's beating the shit out of him.

KAT
Hey, I just remembered! I brought a knife!
<stab>

SOL
No! Sol angry! SOL SMASH!

SOL proceeds to beat the HELL out of KAT

GABE
I think I'm dying. Now seems like a good time to be introspective. Golly I love Sol.

He FAINTS.

KAT
One down, one to go, toodle doodle doo, I like the word BLOODLUST.

SOL
I will avenge thee, fa-- I mean, GABE.

KAT
Wheeeeeeee, this is FUN! I can't lose! I'm INVINCIBLE!

KAT proceeds to lose.

MODE
Wow, watching two girls fight eachother is HOT. I'd better go save KAT so that she's still alive to get action from later on.

MODE proceeds to BITE SOL, just to be an ass.

SOL can't do anything about it. NYAH.

KAT
Nooooooooooooo! My beautiful revenge!

MODE and KAT run away.

SOL
STOP! HULK NOT DONE WITH YOU!
<pause>
Oh yeah, Gabe's bleeding to death. Forgot.