hourrhgabriel: It must be nice to have no conscience.
SilverLeap: Oh, it's very nice.
SilverLeap: Even I don't harass me!

IamYoda123: And I'm sorry, but that's just not as cool as being able to kill someone with your feet.

IamYoda123: HAHA!
IamYoda123: I crack myself up.
SilverLeap: Someday you'll crack yourself up straight into a roadside ditch...

IamYoda123: He's way too short, Amy. I'd have to, like, get on my knees.

SilverLeap: You have a big gaping hole where God should be, Bailey.

SilverLeap: You're nosing ass that noses other ass.
SilverLeap: It's a vicious cycle.
Ech0flash: A vicious ass-nose cycle!

SilverLeap: <scoff> And you want children.
RazorRemus: Well, don't take this the wrong way or anything, but I hope they're not like you.

S0lenis: I'm bored. Can I attack him now?

RazorRemus: Would murder and death make you feel better?

ShveltFarAwy: It's okay, sometimes bad things happen to good people.
SilverLeap: <growls>
RazorRemus: Amy is the bad thing that happens to good people.

IamYoda123: You're a Japanese kung-fu fighting oompa loompa.

hourrhgabriel: Dude, Amy really is a bond villain

SilverLeap: All parents like Amy.
RazorRemus: Mine wouldn't.
SilverLeap: Tchah, why not?
RazorRemus: Uh, cause they would consider you a servant of the devil?

SilverLeap: Someone please get me a scooter.

S0lenis: There is nothing dignified about Hot Air Balloon travel.

S0lenis: OMG!@# WHAT IF THEY STOLE IT?!@#
S0lenis: WHAT IF THEY'RE BUILDING A MATTRESS GUN TO TAKE OVER THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD?!
SilverLeap: Oh my.
SilverLeap: I never thought of it that way.
S0lenis: MATTRESS SPACESHIP!@#
S0lenis: Takes off with the pillows as WINGS!@#
S0lenis: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!@#
SilverLeap: We have to stop them, obviously!
S0lenis: I think perhaps I've had too much sugar.

RazorRemus: See, there's a problem with being a really cool pirate, though.
SilverLeap: What's that?
RazorRemus: All really cool pirates are really honorable.
SilverLeap: Oh bah, says who?
RazorRemus: Hey, all the cool pirates I know are honorable.
SilverLeap: Oh really? And how many cool pirates do you know, hmmmmmm?
RazorRemus: Ahem, lots.

IamYoda123: ARGH!
SilverLeap: Hmm?
IamYoda123: ARGH!
IamYoda123: The pirate ARGH!
SilverLeap: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SilverLeap: D'ARGH!
SilverLeap: AVAST, ME MATEYS! STOW THE ANCHOR AND RAISE THE TOPSAILS!
IamYoda123: There is no D
SilverLeap: Um, there is so.
IamYoda123: It's just ARRRRRRGH.
SilverLeap: Excuse me, but here on the East Coast we have a different, better pirate yell. And it distinctly starts with a D.

S0lenis: I love nucleotides.
S0lenis: Without nucleotides, I'd die.

hourrhgabriel: Sorry. I would laugh really hard though.
SilverLeap: Welllll... would it be derisive, taunting laughter?
SilverLeap: The kind that scars on the inside?

IamYoda123: Like that bitch, Kat?
SilverLeap: Whore. Whorewhorewhorewhorewhore.
IamYoda123: And her ugly lover, Maude, or something like that
SilverLeap: OH, THAT'S IT!

SilverLeap: And I know Bai wants some touching 'let me cradle you in my arms, my dying life partner' sort of ending, but too bad, I want explosions.

RazorRemus: <chants> Hurt'er! Maim'er! Get out there and slay'er!

hourrrpourteau: You didn't give him enough alcohol.

SilverLeap: For the last time, we are NOT life partners!

hourrhgabriel: She wants a teary goodbye scene
hourrhgabriel: Minerva: "<sniffle> Goodbye... my l___ p_______..."
hourrhgabriel: And I won't say the words, cause there's no one to protect me

SilverLeap: He can die of a broken heart.
SilverLeap: And they'll put your tombstones next to one another.
SilverLeap: With those really ugly statues of two angels holding hands on top.

SilverLeap: AHHHHHHHHH but I want them to be together FOREVER!

SilverLeap: HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Ech0flash: I'M SERIOUS!
SilverLeap: NO REALLY, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Ech0flash: I'M SERIOUS!@#!@#!@#!@#
SilverLeap: SERIOUSLY?!
Ech0flash: SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SilverLeap: Okay.

SilverLeap: Especially since we're so mature and all. Geniuses. Horny geniuses.
Ech0flash: No kidding! Smart people are always hornier.

SilverLeap: "And here we have identified the Evil Gene. Hitler had it. Walt Disney had it. Krusty the Klown has it. And now Becca and Amy have it."

SilverLeap: Smaller coffins, less splatter.

DKQuistin: Nah, he's just an ass.
AnnaMomper: He's jealous of her frag count.

IamYoda123: Beesnatch?
SilverLeap: That sounds dirty.

SilverLeap: It'll be all sad and melodramatic and people will clutch their hearts knowing that Nathan and Dante SHOULD have been together

SilverLeap: And they can have wild animalistic sex.
Ech0flash: We should just call it WAS.

Ech0flash: I HAVE THE POWER OF CHOCOLATO!

Ech0flash: So I need to clean my nest before I have a guest.
Ech0flash: That did not just rhyme.

Ech0flash: This is like anime dialogue!

SilverLeap: Mode proves that white man CAN jump!

SilverLeap: But I do promise not to train it to attack you specifically.
hourrhgabriel: How nice of you.

hourrhgabriel: Um. Ian's a pixie!

RazorRemus: Gabe is not an assassin.
SilverLeap: No, he just kills people for money.
SilverLeap: Not an assassin at all.

SilverLeap: Don't eyeballs explode? Or is that just my hopeful imagination?

SilverLeap: But I really should go. Kara's going to yell again, and then I'm going to have to kill her, and I probably shouldn't do that.

SilverLeap: Let's blow them up.
RazorRemus: Hey, when we do that, can we write VBS telling them that they all died in the explosion and that they can just stop writing?
SilverLeap: Yes.
SilverLeap: Hell, let's just tell them they're already dead.

RazorRemus: Amy, I'm a college student
RazorRemus: I eat peanut butter off of plastic spoons
RazorRemus: And then wash them so they can be used again

RazorRemus: My cat's breath smells like catfood

RazorRemus: And the scary twilight zone thing of it is, I can't find any fault in her logic.

SilverLeap: Have I mentioned lately that WE ARE FUCKING AWESOME!
Ech0flash: We should start a WAFA club.

RazorRemus: Who's telling her?
RazorRemus: I think that would be me. <makes zipping motion>

SilverLeap: BURN!
SilverLeap: BURN!
RazorRemus: Ouch!

SilverLeap: If that's another way of saying less WAS, you are so done talking.

RazorRemus: Question everything.
SilverLeap: Question this. <stab>

RazorRemus: Will I receive monetary compensation if I don't agree after hearing it?
SilverLeap: A dollar, sure.

SilverLeap: Yeah, well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
S0lenis: Mm, cookie.

SilverLeap: I hope he dies! ...again.

SilverLeap: Your ideas intrigue me.
SilverLeap: I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
S0lenis: I would like to buy your rock.

RazorRemus: So then she's supposed to be a tragic widow and shrivel up!

RazorRemus: Hmm. How could we do that without anybody dying?

RazorRemus: Who's going to write the moral high ground?
RazorRemus: You?

S0lenis: Done and done.
S0lenis: Um. But if you kill Adam, the deal's off.

SilverLeap: I am greatly, vastly, and overwhelmingly NOT SYMPATHETIC TO HER PLIGHT.

RazorRemus: Can you kidnap it?
RazorRemus: Hahahaha, catnap it!
SilverLeap: Good one, Adam.
RazorRemus: <roll on floor>
SilverLeap: You are a wit.
RazorRemus: <kick feet>
SilverLeap: Stop, please.
RazorRemus: <wipe tears from eyes> Good times...

SilverLeap: You and your stupid "rules"!
RazorRemus: You aren't the boss of me!
SilverLeap: I don't have to take orders from you!
RazorRemus: Not with a collection of knives and three lethal pets, I should say you don't.

SilverLeap: You know what word we haven't used in a long time, and that I strongly believe should be spoken at least once every few minutes?
SilverLeap: Slumbitch.
RazorRemus: Slumbitch?
SilverLeap: Slumbitch.
RazorRemus: Slumbitch.
SilverLeap: Sluuuuuuuuuumbiiiiiiiiiitch!
RazorRemus: Ah! Slumbitch!
SilverLeap: Slumbitch!
RazorRemus: Slumbitch!
SilverLeap: Slumbitch?
RazorRemus: That should make up for the last hour or two, I think.

RazorRemus: Why do they not pay us for being so damn funny?
SilverLeap: You know, I haven't quite figured that out yet.

SilverLeap: <mumble> stupidadamjumpedthegun
RazorRemus: She said on the count of three!
SilverLeap: Dude, everyone knows that means "go" comes after three!
RazorRemus: That wouldn't be on three!
SilverLeap: Were you even paying attention?
SilverLeap: It's general knowledge. Yeesh.

S0lenis: Yes? No? Yes? Yes?
SilverLeap: GODS YES!
S0lenis: Your scream is my command.

S0lenis: YOU CAN'T HANDLE PREPARED! BAH! NO PREPARATION CREATOR ARE YOU! I DERIDE YOUR PREPARATION ABILITIES!

RazorRemus: Eat, sleep, kill, in that order, Amy.

S0lenis: I could be a pet food tester.

SilverLeap: Oh golly, but it would be hot.
SilverLeap: DAMNIT!
SilverLeap: TRAITOROUS THOUGHTS!

S0lenis: DAMN YOU, WORK!
S0lenis: DAMN YOU FOR STEALING MY AMY!
S0lenis: I'LL HUNT YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN!
S0lenis: AND AS THE LAST OF YOUR ACCURSED BREED DISSOLVES TO DUST, YOU SHALL KNOW THE EXTEND OF MY WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH

SilverLeap: I love how they're all Indians.
SilverLeap: Wild, untamed, horny Indians.

RazorRemus: What are you plotting?
SilverLeap: Your untimely demise, DUH.

SilverLeap: But I mean, what can you expect from a goldfish freezing murderer?

Ech0flash: I love you, Amy. Will you love me if I have no hair?
SilverLeap: Sweets, I'd love you even if you were a Backstreet Boy.
Ech0flash: Whoa!
Ech0flash: That's devotion!
Ech0flash: I'd love you even if you were Wesley Crusher.
SilverLeap: WHOA!

IamYoda123: She doesn't enjoy seeing her life partner hurt.
SilverLeap: You really need to cut this life partner shit out.
IamYoda123: Oh! You say life partner to mea ll the time when we're alone!
SilverLeap: Shhhhh!
SilverLeap: I have appearances to keep up!

SilverLeap: Is that are we all to you? Posting? What of our intelligent conversations and witty jokes? WHAT OF THEM?! ARE WE NOTHING TO YOU?!
SilverLeap: Okay, I'm done. </indignantrant>
RazorRemus: Are you sure?

RazorRemus: GabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabe
GabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabe
GabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabe
GabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabe
GabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabeGabe
SilverLeap: Please, we're not all Sol here. Some of us can only take so much.

Ech0flash: We're going to be RICH! Rich as astronauts!
RazorRemus: Are astronauts rich?
Ech0flash: It's from the Simpsons, it must be true.

RazorRemus: I'll give you a dollar, Amy!
SilverLeap: Dude, you owe me like six dollars already!
SilverLeap: Soon you'll have to sell a kidney to pay me back!
IamYoda123: That's some interest rate you have going there

IamYoda123: Amy! My conscience! It's coming through! Suppress it!

RazorRemus: Alright, but I'd better not have to take the bus to your intervention.

S0lenis: But he didn't set off my gaydar!

SilverLeap: I think they make porn like this.

S0lenis: C'mon, it's Riya! She gets shot, fiddledeedee, tomorrow's another day! It's only a flesh wound! Gabe got STABBED, and he didn't whine this much about it!

RazorRemus: I need a good laugh. Somebody tell me that Riya and Thoth are platonic.

RazorRemus: What's six feet tall and green?
RazorRemus: A six-foot-tall green man!
RazorRemus: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
RazorRemus: <kick feet>
SilverLeap: Does he just keep getting more stupid, or is it me?

Ech0flash: When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged?

SilverLeap: If you blink fast enough, it's like strobe lights.

SilverLeap: If it's a bodacious stab, you know you're in trouble.
RazorRemus: When you add a "super" or a "mondo," then it's dangerous just to be within splash distance.
RazorRemus: When you add both, you probably just shouldn't watch, cause it'll be ugly.

RazorRemus: Ooh! The ceiling fan could fall on her head and she could stumble and slip on a rock which flies and knocks over the clock which falls on the floor which sets off the spring which launches the brick which hits Minerva in the head!
RazorRemus: The brick can set off the catapault which launches Henri's body through the window which lands on Minerva and puts her in a coma!
SilverLeap: And then I'll grab the piece of cheese and the basket will fall on top of her and I'll win Mousetrap!

SilverLeap: I have some anti-pant literature you might want to read.

Ech0flash: He's a terrorist. I think over the top is in his job description.
RazorRemus: That's what makes him cool though. He's understated.
Ech0flash: Can terrorists be understated? Doesn't that undercut their whole reason for living?
RazorRemus: Shh, you'll ruin my fun.

RazorRemus: I miss my potatoes.

S0lenis: Hey, Amy? Promise me something?
SilverLeap: Shoot.
S0lenis: It's sort of important.
SilverLeap: In that case, Yes, Rebecca, I promise you this important thing that I have no idea what I'm promising to.

RazorRemus: PI IS EXACTLY THREE!
RazorRemus: <chorusgasp>

SilverLeap: I feel like I need an eyeball massage.

S0lenis: She's certainly getting uppity lately
S0lenis: Talking back!
S0lenis: Not posting
SilverLeap: No kidding!
S0lenis: Godding characters!
SilverLeap: What we need here is good ol' fashioned discipline.
SilverLeap: Bullwhips and paddles and the like.
S0lenis: <hands Amy a birchstick>

RazorRemus: WHO WANTS TO SEE MY STAPLER?
Ech0flash: I WANT TO SEE YOUR STAPLER!

RazorRemus: I think the first thing is, when's it gonna be?
SilverLeap: As soon as humanly possible
RazorRemus: Well duh
RazorRemus: Geez, Amy, that's already been established
RazorRemus: Get with the program
SilverLeap: My my, I give you one big hug last night and now you're all uppity

SilverLeap: Dude, you say that like I haven't been writing a list for the past seven months.
RazorRemus: What, are you saying that you're all out of ideas?
SilverLeap: OH! <offended> Ass! Of course I'm not!
RazorRemus: Good thing, I was worried

RazorRemus: Well, your thingy did tell you that you're going to die in your 20's
SilverLeap: I thought we decided we weren't going to mention that.

S0lenis: Yes, struggling with Nicolai, locking his hands behind his back, sweat rolling down his taut, straining stomach...
SilverLeap: STOP!
SilverLeap: DIRTY DIRTY OMG KEEP GOING

SilverLeap: Boys have it too damned easy, I've decided
Ech0flash: I know!
Ech0flash: On the other hand, they don't get free stuff for wearing low-cut shirts.

Ech0flash: I'm not uppity, I'm just aware of my social standing.
SilverLeap: Snob!
Ech0flash: I am not. God, it's so rough knowing everyone else is so much lower than us.
SilverLeap: But Becca, what makes us higher than the common man?
RazorRemus: Well, for one thing, we don't think Married with Children is funny.
Ech0flash: You mean, aside from intellect, good looks, dazzling wit, impenetrable logic, and fantastic creative ability?
RazorRemus: Yeah, aside from all that
Ech0flash: We smell better.

Ech0flash: Silly Amy. Finish youru post or I shall put cool whip in your ear.
SilverLeap: Cool whip is for mouths, not for ears
Ech0flash: Then best you be posting, or I'll make you look like a sundae cup with orientation issues and delusions of life!

Ech0flash: Must survive... so... I can have... personality... of.... asparagus...

RazorRemus: IFCon II!
RazorRemus: Coming to a hotel room near you!
RazorRemus: Break out the crayons! Sharpen your knives!
SilverLeap: Keep your children and small pets indoors!

Ech0flash: We're modest, and damn proud of it.
SilverLeap: The greatest thing about us is our humility

Ech0flash: OMG, after that, I have to have a cookie.
Ech0flash: Only cause I don't smoke

S0lenis: I'm drinking out of an Evian bottle!
SilverLeap: I'm drinking out of a sippycup!
S0lenis: I have ab ottle, you have a sippy cup.
S0lenis: You're ahead.
SilverLeap: Now that's a change for once.

Solenis: Hahahahahaha, we both said king. We've now been marked as lesbians. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SilverLeap: Room service to the lesbians on floor three!
S0lenis: They need more ice!
SilverLeap: Rose petals, we need more rose petals, STAT!

SilverLeap: Yeah, we so sound like lesbos
Ech0flash: Fuck em, our lesbo money is as good as the next

RazorRemus: Well, see, we shouldn't hurt ourselves or anything. Nothing could be as cool as us.
SilverLeap: This is true.

SilverLeap: Fiiine, you think of a better idea
RazorRemus: I'm thinking, I'm thinking
SilverLeap: THINK HARDER
RazorRemus: Hey, don't rush brilliance!
SilverLeap: Oh, that's what we're calling it these days, hmm?
RazorRemus: Well, I was going for modesty.

RazorRemus: Make us proud!
SilverLeap: I'll be a credit to the cause!

SilverLeap: We should start a guild of female contract killers.
SilverLeap: Wick, Kat, and Riya.
SilverLeap: Talk about women's lib.

SilverLeap: It would be outraaaaaaaaaageously hot.

Ech0flash: *pokesAmyintheside* Dance!
SilverLeap: <doestheAmyHappyDance©>
RazorRemus: Oooh, cool! Lemme try! <pokesAmyintheside> Forget about the money I owe you!
SilverLeap: HA!

SilverLeap: Fear tastes really yummy with apple pie.
SilverLeap: <munchmunch>
Ech0flash: Sort of a Pie a la Mode.

SilverLeap: It got canceled halfway there, but we had a knife fight in the parking lot.
Ech0flash: Really? Did you win?
SilverLeap: Wellllllllllllllllll
SilverLeap: I got tickled.
Ech0flash: Hahahahahahaha
Ech0flash: You LOST.
Ech0flash: In a KNIFE FIGHT.
SilverLeap: Shut up!

Ech0flash: I mean...sex...in a story?
SilverLeap: How immoral!
SilverLeap: How shocking!
SilverLeap: What is society coming to these days?!

SilverLeap: The foreplay is getting tedious.
SilverLeap: I want to stab myself in the eye. They're so slow!

RazorRemus: I never told you guys, but he sent me emails congratulating us
SilverLeap: You got an email too?
RazorRemus: Oh, lots
RazorRemus: It was like every other day
RazorRemus: Remus,
You guys are so superbodaciously awesome. Could you give me writing pointers sometime?
OSC

RazorRemus: We're cool
SilverLeap: I think that's a given
RazorRemus: Just so long as that's established

The always rhetorical question:
SilverLeap: Why would I be angry?

RazorRemus: Dear Strong Bad: Kat's pregnant and irrational. More irrational than normal. Do you have any advice for Mode?

RazorRemus: Can Pepsi be the official IFCola?

SilverLeap: Hey Bec, please tell me they have drugs for this.
SilverLeap: Y'know... mood regulators... sedatives...
Ech0flash: I was thinking a rock.

RazorRemus: "Perhaps we keel heem a leettle."
RazorRemus: "You vant us to squoosh your guts?"

SilverLeap: Ask "Can God almighty microwave a burrito so hot that He himself couldn't eat it?"

Ech0flash: KAT'S HEAD IS FULL OF SILLY GIRLISH IDEAS!!!

Ech0flash: THE PINK PIGGY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR SLINGS AND ARROWS!

SilverLeap: I wouldn't do that, liefje. <stands in front of puddles of blood> Because I love you.

SilverLeap: I'm just making him do his penance. Let him bleed a little more.

RazorRemus: There are really people named Flynn?
RazorRemus: Wow.
RazorRemus: What a strange world we live in.
RazorRemus: I mean, the creepy hair-petting old man, yes, very strange. But a person really named Flynn?
SilverLeap: He's a very nice boy.
RazorRemus: Excuse me while I attempt to reconstruct my reality to accomodate this.

SilverLeap: The party is not in my pants tonight, sadly.
Ech0flash: It probably fell into your sock.
Ech0flash: You know how cool your socks are.

Ech0flash: Assign this.
Ech0flash: I'll build your goddamn data connection.
Ech0flash: Damn STRAIGHT you're gonna open binary mode.
SilverLeap: I like it when she talks comp-dirty.

SilverLeap: I almost feel bad that I'm going to have to break her heart later.

SilverLeap: Hey, big growing boys need their meat.
Ech0flash: If Jor gets much bigger they're going to have to terraform him.

Ech0flash: Ha! Hahahaha!
Ech0flash: I am funny!

SilverLeap: Thanks for the vote of confidence, there.
Ech0flash: Do you want me to lie to you?
Ech0flash: Why must I turn this chat room into a DEN OF LIES?

SilverLeap: Well, someone has to be the hardass around here.

RazorRemus: Am I the only one who did not see this alleged naked picture?

SilverLeap: In an uncharacteristic bout of benevolence, I'll just say, you choose.
Ech0flash: This is where she says "YOU CHOSE WRONG! TWENTY LASHES!"

SilverLeap: He has evil family members?
RazorRemus: Uh, his dad might be a little unhappy with him...

Ech0flash: I could make sponge cake!

Ech0flash: Where is Kat, anyway? I'd think she would have been complaining about this already.
SilverLeap: Kat: I bought earplugs.

RazorRemus: It's no wonder the rest of the world is so dull. We're sucking up the planet's coolness quota.

SilverLeap: Sho! Where to, honeybun?
Ech0flash: Up to you, sugarbumps!
SilverLeap: Oh, I insist that you choose, gingersnap!
Ech0flash: I couldn't possibly, snickerdoodle!
SilverLeap: Oh, but lemondrop, I wouldn't know what to do if you didn't choose for me!
Ech0flash: Too bad, you've got to do it.
SilverLeap: ...damnit.

Ech0flash: Can you say "complex fracture?"
RazorRemus: "No, no, ex-trem-i-ty wound."
SilverLeap: "St-ab an-d tw-ist."
RazorRemus: "Repeat after me. Vi-vi-sec-tion."

Ech0flash: Ok, I'm catching flak from all sides here. Oh look! This is not my problem because I am posting.

SilverLeap: I AM NOT A BAD GUY!
StGulik00: Ahem.
RazorRemus: How many people have you killed this month?

RazorRemus: Let us never speak of the library's defilement.

SilverLeap: I should let people live more often!
SilverLeap: No, wait.
SilverLeap: Nix that.

SilverLeap: He actually curses now! It's a marked improvement.
RazorRemus: She's full of shit, I never curse.

StGulik00: KILL HALE!
StGulik00: ...who's Hale?
RazorRemus: He learns quickly.

Ech0flash: You expect people to have reasonable reasons for disliking people?
SilverLeap: Well, yeah.
SilverLeap: Even I have reasonable reasons.
Ech0flash: For what?
SilverLeap: Everything.
Ech0flash: I think we have different definitions for reasonable
SilverLeap: Your dictionary is obviously out of date.

SilverLeap: Hey man, stop making me out to be the bad guy all the time
RazorRemus: But... aren't you usually the bad guy?
SilverLeap: Uh... yeah?

SilverLeap: Let's not be silly. Food is a necessity. So is Bust-a-Move 2.

Ech0flash: Gimme just a few mos to get into character.
Ech0flash: *cracksknuckles* *searchesforinnerpeace*
Ech0flash: *shootsinnerpeacewithsubmachinegune* *replaceswithinnerfury* Theeeeeeeere we go.

Ech0flash: Who put the guacamole in my cell phone!?

SilverLeap: Is she going to torture him? SWEET!

SilverLeap: At least you don't shoot me. I get to die in a glorious explosion of fire and bombs and guts.

SilverLeap: No doves, though.
RazorRemus: <snaps>
RazorRemus: Maybe just one?
SilverLeap: In space? Spacedoves?

SilverLeap: I need Bust-A-Move.
SilverLeap: Like I need food, or oxygen, or WAS.
SilverLeap: It is vital to my existence.

SilverLeap: How far should I take it? Until the next night when it's time for door-kicking, bodice-ripping, roaring good action?

SilverLeap: It's okay, I'm alright with being an old maid, really.
SilverLeap: I shall devote my life to other things. Such as the service of others in need.
Ech0flash: Others in need of STABBING!

SilverLeap: Must you be so focused on violence?
Ech0flash: Alright, where's Amy?

Ech0flash: Oh my god, it's Dante and Fargo's lovechild, and it's TAKEN YOU OVER!

Ech0flash: I like the smell of play-doh.
Ech0flash: It's like the smell of computers.
Ech0flash: It means fun and excitement!
SilverLeap: Don't eat it, it tastes icky.

RazorRemus: <steeple fingers> I wish to propose an alliance.
SilverLeap: Oh really?
RazorRemus: A pact of non-aggression, if you will
RazorRemus: As I will not be trading with Wintermute.
SilverLeap: Relay your terms. My cohorts will consider your offer.
RazorRemus: Perhaps a gesture of good faith?

RazorRemus: Can I be Vulcan?
RazorRemus: Wait, no!
RazorRemus: Nevermind!
RazorRemus: They only breed once every 7 years.

RazorRemus: We could wear gloves!
RazorRemus: Little plastic food-preparer gloves.
SilverLeap: We'd look like dumbasses.
RazorRemus: Yeah.
RazorRemus: Wouldn't it be cool?

RazorRemus: OMG We're so COOL!
RazorRemus: I mean, we're DORKS, but we're COOL DORKS!

Ech0flash: So if you must grab, do add that in. I'll make it worth your while, you sexy ravishing man with the green eyes and the extremely strong hands.
SilverLeap: Grabbage will occur, don't you fret, my beautiful young maiden with the icy eyes and sexy little black robe thingy.

Ech0flash: Oh, pshah. Don't lose your perspective! There's supposed to be ravishing!

RazorRemus: <patantlers> You scoot to bed now. Count stab wounds, if you can keep up.

SilverLeap: Busta Move? Or Busta Groove?
RazorRemus: Hahahaha, I want Busta Cap.
RazorRemus: Damn I'm funny.
RazorRemus: Hee hee hee...
SilverLeap: You did not just say that.
RazorRemus: Dave Barry's got nothin on me!
SilverLeap: <pat Adam's head> Oh, no, you're right. He really doesn't.

RazorRemus: C'mon, ideas! Brainstorm! I'm running out of SmartJuice!
RazorRemus: I didn't have too much to begin with!

RazorRemus: And he can pull off stubble, which is harder than it looks.
SilverLeap: Unlike you, Mr. Scruffy?

RazorRemus: I'll learn how to cook things!
RazorRemus: Just you wait and see!
RazorRemus: I'll be the best cook ever!
SilverLeap: I'll get the fire extinguisher.

RazorRemus: May I shake your hand?
RazorRemus: Because you have the leverage most kids dream of.
RazorRemus: You are a hero.
SilverLeap: The truth is like a nice warm, fuzzy security blanket.
RazorRemus: An example to all repressed and unappreciated geniuses!

SilverLeap: And ravish her, of course.
Ech0flash: Of...of course. With. the ravishing. Mm. Hey.

SilverLeap: Sweatpants are universal!
Ech0flash: Sweatpants know no geographic boundaries!
SilverLeap: Sweatpants are the common link among mankind!
Ech0flash: Sweatpants DO NOT UNDERGO ALLOPATRIC SPECIATION!
SilverLeap: SWEATPANTS HAVE EXISTED SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME!
Ech0flash: The dinosaurs didn't wear sweatpants. They gave them to the mammals. AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS!
Ech0flash: Do you want to become extinct?!
RazorRemus: I think I've done alright so far
Ech0flash: That's what the dinosaurs said!
Ech0flash: "Look at all this tropical heat. We don't need sweatpants."
SilverLeap: Sweatpants are what elevate us above the rest of the species, Adam! Without them, we'd just be animals!

SilverLeap: It's just, well... the heart wants what the heart wants.
SilverLeap: In this case, pants.

RazorRemus: Just look at these pants. Glory in their pantsdom.

Ech0flash: Quit flaunting your pants, you hussy!

SilverLeap: I'm sorry! I broke the 11th Commandment; Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's pants!

SilverLeap: It was never clean, Adam. This want I had for your pants was never pure.

RazorRemus: IT WAS ALL MY PANTS!
Ech0flash: And to think! I've been casting them aside like they didn't matter!

RazorRemus: And no, we've already seen the devastation that can originate from the seductive deceptiveness of pants.

RazorRemus: Oh, I just said that to get into your pants.

RazorRemus: At least we'll have interchangeable pants.

SilverLeap: The power of pants is unfathomable.
SilverLeap: I bet the Big Bang was caused by some sort of pants-related explosion.

RazorRemus: You can usually trace the major events throughout universal history back to pants.
SilverLeap: No wonder the Romans battled so much. They didn't have pants-- only robes!
RazorRemus: Exactly!
SilverLeap: Same with the Scottish.
RazorRemus: They were cranky about having to wear those silly skirts!

Ech0flash: I am pleased that you are pleased!
SilverLeap: I am so beyond pleased that there are no words to describe my beyond pleasedness

SilverLeap: Kat: We're fucked.
Ech0flash: And how!

SilverLeap: They're gonna do things I've only seen in bad internet porn!

SilverLeap: Plus, well, they're hot.
S0lenis: What does that have to do with anything?
SilverLeap: It makes *me* happy, and that has to do with everything.

S0lenis: Where else is she going to find someone(s) that have a chance of beating Asmodeus?
SilverLeap: Hehehe true that, he's an unstoppable hotass

S0lenis: It's like a Doublemint commercial!

SilverLeap: Adam's being mean.
SilverLeap: He says I'd better watch out because he has garrotte wire and that I'd be wise to be afraid of him because he's the best assassin ever and he could kill me just like that.

SilverLeap: You know what I want to eat right now? A polish sausage.
S0lenis: I didn't know you liked Polish guys.

S0lenis: Oh, right, cause Kat was pulling punches.
S0lenis: And Sol and Gabe were soooooooooo antagonistic. They *deserved* to die.
SilverLeap: That's what I've been saying the whole time!

silverleap: The writing is just godawful though
silverleap: I hate these earlier posts. <shudder>
Ech0flash: Is not! *offended*
silverleap: Is so. Not for you, for me.
Ech0flash: IS NOT!
silverleap: IS SO! I'M THE WRITER, I CAN HATE IT IF I WANT TO!
Ech0flash: QUIT PIROUETTING!
silverleap: I'M NOT PIROUETTING, I MEAN IT!
silverleap: ...Oh god, I am, aren't I?
Ech0flash: YOU ARE!
silverleap: Well, you don't have to shout about it.
Ech0flash: Gimme back my lighter!
silverleap: No!
silverleap: <tries to burn early posts>
Ech0flash: Noooooooo!
Ech0flash: *snatchposts* *runmadly*
silverleap: Go to your happy place, Amy! Asmodeus in the woods! Asmodeus in the woods!

SilverLeap: Yeah, it was all unimportant details compared to THE FOREST RAVISHING

S0lenis: Uh oh
S0lenis: He's gone dead silent
SilverLeap: It must be from how good it is
S0lenis: He's still silent, Amy.
S0lenis: Maybe he doesn't like it
SilverLeap: Sweetheart, he's in shock.
SilverLeap: Speechless.
SilverLeap: I bet his heart is pounding and his mouth is dry.
SilverLeap: He can't believe what just happened. Because it's so good.
S0lenis: Is that why?
SilverLeap: Yes.

NoChew62: oh, and I'm getting tired of how ANY emotional dynamic leads to sex. does this continue all the way through?
SilverLeap: Well, we were really horny at the beginning.

SilverLeap: The division really starts developing from now on. It'll become more noticeable... especially when the personalities talk to eachother. THAT'S THE COOLEST PART!
S0lenis: Amy's a criminal psychologist, can you tell?

NoChew62: I was like "yeay! Kat's in the civilized area! yeay yeay!"

SilverLeap: Becca tortures Kat something awful
SilverLeap: She's so mean!
Ech0flash: I DO NOT!
SilverLeap: I'm nice to all the characters

NoChew62: oh god, you mean Wick and Jor aren't the only humpalicious couples?

Ech0flash: Roxy is...how do I put this delicately? The school slut.
Ech0flash: Yes, that's pretty delicately.

NoChew62: This is an automated message. Erik "is so taken with Mode that he can't speak."
SilverLeap: I told you so! Wai!

NoChew62: I know this is probably too large a scope to fulfill, but is there a general story overview postmap?
silverleap: HAHAHAHA
silverleap: GENERAL STORY OVERVIEW POSTMAP
silverleap: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SilverLeap: You're just fishing for compliments, missy.
Ech0flash: AM NOT!
Ech0flash: *hides fishing pole*

Ech0flash: I know how seductive Solid Snake is.
RazorRemus: Hey man, Snake can fit a 60lb tranceiver radio down his pants.

Ech0flash: Ejan wants to know if that means you'll sleep with him.
RazorRemus: Poor Ejan. All those pixie sticks and nooooooo lovin'.

RazorRemus: Whoa.
RazorRemus: My kung fu is the greatest.

SilverLeap: I am a just and righteous God.
RazorRemus: It's easy to be one when you define "just" and "righteous"

SilverLeap: Becca sent me THREE BOXES of caramels last year for Easter.
SilverLeap: I almost needed insulin shots.
Ech0flash: *shines nails on shirt*
StGulik00: Wow
Ech0flash: What can I say? I like my women satisfied.

SilverLeap: We call this dance the Thorazine Shuffle.

Ech0flash: WE SHOULD HAVE IFC DANCES!
Ech0flash: WICK COULD HAVE A DANCE CALLED THE FLICKER!

Ech0flash: And people who punch other people will be doing the Jor!
Ech0flash: People who are doing the Rox in public get arrested.
SilverLeap: Are you still talking about this?

SilverLeap: The two lovely ladies and this gentlemen over here in the corner who just ate a box of popcorn chicken?

SilverLeap: Time is relative in Amy land.
RazorRemus: Like morality?

RazorRemus: <stands up>
RazorRemus: My name is Adam; I'm addicted to semicolons.
RazorRemus: <sits back down>

Ech0flash: You goddamn yankees and yer goddamn high-falutin no-good hairdos!

Ech0flash: You see, according to the southern baptists, you're all going to hell.

RazorRemus: Aren't we all going to hell for being heretics and fornicators?
SilverLeap: Probably, but at least we're in good company.

SilverLeap: Dead Henchman Number 09314093284

SilverLeap: An Ode to the Sniper:
SilverLeap: Silly sniper man, with your foggy glasses, didn't you know that we'd kick on your asses? And didn't you know that you cannot kill us, so hurry and die now, cause we don't like a fuss.
SilverLeap: The end.

RazorRemus: How about we think up the acronym first and then fill in the letters, like scientists do?

Ech0flash: No rhyme or Riesens!
Ech0flash: Quick! Offer her a poem!
Ech0flash: And when she refuses it, she'll accept NO RHYME OR RIESEN!

RazorRemus: Hmmmm. Not bad, but it needs more monkeys.
SilverLeap: ...monkeys?
RazorRemus: Obviously.
SilverLeap: Oh.

SilverLeap: No talking shit? But that's, like, half our visits.
Ech0flash: True, that.
RazorRemus: No talking shit? Could you manage that for a whole week, Amy?
SilverLeap: No.
SilverLeap: I can't manage it for a minute, you poof-haired geek.

Ech0flash: One moment, I have to kill Adam.
RazorRemus: Save me, AMY
RazorRemus: AHHHHHH
SilverLeap: You're appealing to the wrong court, my friend.

Ech0flash: And no, you can't tickle with daggers.
SilverLeap: We *are* tickling him, but wi--
SilverLeap: Damn.

RazorRemus: See, it's just that the stabbing always ends up directed in my... well, direction.

RazorRemus: NO MORE MONKEY BUSINESS!
RazorRemus: AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
SilverLeap: SHUT UP
SilverLeap: PUNCHLINE STEALER
Ech0flash: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SilverLeap: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!
SilverLeap: HE STOLE THAT FROM ME!

Ech0flash: Ok, Amy. What's the best possible thing that could have happened to Sandre?
SilverLeap: He got better and lived happily ever after.
SilverLeap: We brought him home and he lives in our closet.
SilverLeap: He likes crackers.
SilverLeap: He has his own blankie.
SilverLeap: Watches the nature channel on tv.

NoChew62: and because I thought the object of his affection was a WHORE

SilverLeap: And then Nathan appears and goes into vengeful ninja Mode.
SilverLeap: Complete with flipping action.

SilverLeap: So? EVERYONE should be able to appreciate Asmodeus' hotness.
NoChew62: though, if I met him in person, I'd probably do him

NoChew62: and with a story like that, you betta not let people disrespect it!

S0lenis: But you hate Gabe and Sol.
SilverLeap: No I don't.

S0lenis: That was incredibly contrived.

NoChew62: *breathes good vibes back into Amy by showing a hot picture of Mode*
S0lenis: Damn, he's got you covered

NoChew62: wow, this is getting me a little hot *fanshimself*

RazorRemus: Well there goes my carefully-built construct of reality.
SilverLeap: I'm sorry to shake the foundations of your world.
RazorRemus: Anything else you want to lay on me before I build it back up again?
SilverLeap: Uh... I like candy?
RazorRemus: No, I mean other shocking revelations, like "Riya likes shooting people in the face", or "Mode has a drug tolerance".
SilverLeap: Kat likes to stab people?

RazorRemus: I can cook hamburger helper like nobody's business.
RazorRemus: So you just stow that shit, Lemon.

SilverLeap: Yes, but you also called us an ungrateful, stubborn, short-sighted greedy little brat.
djp0ly: Yes, but in an affectionate way!

RazorRemus: In the case of this document, which I inconspicuously labeled "TOP SECRET!", I just wanted to make sure that Becca hadn't been sneaking onto my computer and reading it.
SilverLeap: ...you named it TOP SECRET.

SilverLeap: Because WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! We thought only killing was fun!

SilverLeap: Dude. Becca's mom rejected me.
RazorRemus: Burned!

RazorRemus: Amy, Becca's making me go underwear shopping!
RazorRemus: Make her not!
SilverLeap: ....
SilverLeap: HAHAHAHAHAHA
SilverLeap: Wait, wait, underwear for who? You?
RazorRemus: Yes.
SilverLeap: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SilverLeap: <sings> Under wear! Under wear!
SilverLeap: Adam needs new under wear!

SilverLeap: Hey, I made you a present.
SilverLeap: <holds out wrapped box>
RazorRemus: Oooh, what is it?
RazorRemus: <shredpaper>
SilverLeap: Open it!
SilverLeap: It's a paper bag!
SilverLeap: To wear over your head while you shop for manpanties!
SilverLeap: See, I wrote "Please don't speak to me" on the back of it.
RazorRemus: <cry>

DKQuistin: We cannot be divided.
DKQuistin: We are one in our quest.

DKQuistin: Jor is jealous but cannot say anything, since he has a gay friend himself.

RazorRemus: Hahahaha, no, Rabin isn't randomly violent like some people.
DKQuistin: Who are you talking about?
RazorRemus: Uh...
RazorRemus: Gabe.
RazorRemus: I was talking about Gabe.
DKQuistin: That's what I thought.

DKQuistin: ...they don't have to die, per se...

DKQuistin: Mode in leather.
DKQuistin: Imagination running rampant.

RazorRemus: Well christ. Why aren't I in on any of this?
SilverLeap: Want to know something else?
SilverLeap: Rabin's gay.
RazorRemus: Since when is this?
SilverLeap: Oh, forever and always. I can't believe you never knew!

DKQuistin: I don't have moodswings!
djp0ly: I love you, muffin!
DKQuistin: That's not an answer!

SilverLeap: Can't we, like, go out the back door or something? This is complicated.

SilverLeap: They'll probably put Kat down like a rabid animal, Wick will start thinking that the walls and the desk and that paperclip over there are scheming against her, Jor will pound his head against the floor and eventually die of starvation because they won't feed him nine meals a day, and Mode will quietly grow his hair longer and be unable to kill himself because he can't even move.

S0lenis: What do I do?!
SilverLeap: Keep describing this in lurid, graphic detail?

SilverLeap: You can't see it, but I'm giving you the eye right now.
SilverLeap: I highly suggest you continue to talk.

Ech0flash: DANTE AND NATHAN DID NOT SNOG ABOUT
SilverLeap: *raiseeyebrow* Right.

SilverLeap: We just hate him. Not obsess over him.
SilverLeap: ...okay I lie. GODDAMNIT. I can't even lie! Cause I know it's true!

S0lenis: He still is rather fond of Kat
S0lenis: He thinks of her now and then.
SilverLeap: Probably about how he was lucky he got out before we slit his throat.
SilverLeap: Which, I might add, he certainly deserved.
SilverLeap: Plus, well, she was a dynamo in the sack.

SilverLeap: Hey! That wasn't entirely our fault.
S0lenis: Oh? Did he somehow pick your hand up and drag it across his cheek?

RazorRemus: Why don't we try and figure out some of this Kat/Sol conflict?
SilverLeap: It's very, very simple.
SilverLeap: Sol is friends with Jax.
SilverLeap: That is unacceptable.
RazorRemus: Okay, I can see how we can make a full novel out of those two sentences.
RazorRemus: Next book!

RazorRemus: Yeah, that bastard, dying all selfish-like.
RazorRemus: Let's kick his ass.

RazorRemus: WOOT!
Ech0flash: WOOOOT!!!
RazorRemus: Showoff.

RazorRemus: Party pooper.
SilverLeap: I don't poop on parties, so I don't consider that accurate.

SilverLeap: Yeesh. Everyone hates us, Riya.

RazorRemus: See, the thing is, and it's odd to say it out loud, I think Sol and Gabe are the most IF-loyal of our kids.
SilverLeap: HAHAHAHAHAHA
SilverLeap: And it's true!
SilverLeap: HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, HALE?!
SilverLeap: WAHAHAHAHA
SilverLeap: <kickfeet>

SilverLeap: Because *you* always think it's the smartest idea, and then someone gets beaten up or stabbed or otherwise flattened.
SilverLeap: And then Sol says I TOLD YOU SO, YOU BIG IDIOT, and she forgives you for being a stupidass.

RazorRemus: If you want, you can trade Rabin for Naomi, if we end up doing things this way.
SilverLeap: Yeah right!
SilverLeap: Are you smoking crack?

RazorRemus: What the hell is Jor, again?
SilverLeap: I dunno. Make something up.
SilverLeap: That's what I did.

SilverLeap: <points and laughs>
SilverLeap: Goblins stole your under wear!

S0lenis: Yes, hmm. I'm having doubts.
SilverLeap: Doubts?
SilverLeap: No doubts!
S0lenis: I'm doubting.
SilverLeap: NO!
SilverLeap: Why? What kind of doubting?
SilverLeap: THINK OF THE LEAVES!

SilverLeap: Hey now. We *had* to kill him. You make it sound like an episode we had in our little psycho world. It was a perfectly legitimate killing.
S0lenis: Say that again.
SilverLeap: It was a perfectly legitimate killing!

RazorRemus: Hey, RPG Maker thinks I'm funny.
RazorRemus: Look, it's waving its little screen saver lines in laughter.
SilverLeap: That's like pity-applause, Adam.

SilverLeap: Adam has no taste! You see what he wears!

RazorRemus: Amy, Steve bought Becca a pearl necklace! He's trying to buy her affection with gifts so he can take her away someplace and we'll never see her again!
SilverLeap: ...a pearl necklace?
S0lenis: Steve says they're real pearls.
SilverLeap: I'll give Steve some real pearls... <menacingshakefist>

SilverLeap: First free food and now this!
SilverLeap: Pretty soon he'll be... dare I say it... posting for you!
RazorRemus: DON'T EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT, AMY!

SilverLeap: Adam and I will be forced to join a self-help group, like No-Beccas Anonymous, and we'll waste away drinking cheap Thunderbird wine and not bathing regularly.

SilverLeap: Who knows what low depths we'd be driven to once you leave us.
RazorRemus: I'd probably putter about the apartment muttering about how you've been away at the store a long time now and I can't seem to ring your phone. I'd stand in the hallway and look at my watch and get old.
SilverLeap: I'd probably just kill myself in the bathtub. But not the nice bathtub. The old one we don't use that leaks and has spiders in it.

RazorRemus: Meaning our kids have to attend classes.
SilverLeap: NOT CLASSES! WE DON'T REALLY HAVE TO GO, DO WE?!

SilverLeap: There's no way we're getting him out.
SilverLeap: In fact, we're all going to get stuck there ourselves and rot away in tiny little concrete rooms.
SilverLeap: Having to eat horrible institution food and not having enough blankets, which is very important.
SilverLeap: IT'S SO VERY UNFORTUNATE AND TRAGIC! FOUR LIVES RUINED INSTEAD OF TWO! AND IT'S HOPELESS!

S0lenis: Not enough of our characteres wear masks.
SilverLeap: Actually, none of our characters wear masks.
SilverLeap: Is that not enough?
S0lenis: No, we should definitely have all of our characters in masks at some point. Not all at once, maybe.
SilverLeap: Jor or Rabin would look like WWF wrestlers in masks, so they are right out.

SilverLeap: Whatever, he'd so poing himself with glee.
S0lenis: He'd ... what?
SilverLeap: You know. Poing himself with glee. He'd love it.
SilverLeap: Y'know... poing?

SilverLeap: Maybe I'll die then or something.
RazorRemus: Leave your money to me!
RazorRemus: <greedygrin>
SilverLeap: Pft, why!
RazorRemus: I was about to type, "I'd leave my money to you if *I* died," but decided that would be a stupid thing to say.

SilverLeap: We should draw fake cover art. In a very romance novel-esque fashion, with windblown hair and torn clothing and dramatic backdrops.
SilverLeap: There'd be some giant structure on fire behind Wick, and she'd be leaning on Jor, who'd be shirtless and soot-smeared, and it would be very exciting
RazorRemus: No.
SilverLeap: And Sol and Gabe could be in black clothing and gear and hanging from some ceiling, very ala Mission Impossible, and maybe our little sideline would say "Even secret agents fall in love" or something ridiculous like that.
RazorRemus: No.

SilverLeap: WHATEVER. You're chasing Rico Suave or whatever his name is. Sanchez. Miguel. Whatever.

RazorRemus: So I'll leave that to you kids.
SilverLeap: Uh oh. To us?
RazorRemus: Except where I pop my contradictory opinion in to be an ass.
SilverLeap: Which will be several times, until we all give up and you just make it up yourself.

SilverLeap: Tell Becca you want to lick the chocolate fountain too.
NoChew62: I suddenly find myself craving to stick my face beneath the flowing liquid delight, smothering myself in its chocolately goodness
NoChew62: That good enough?
SilverLeap: That sounds like candy porn.
SilverLeap: "I wanna lick the fountain" would have worked just as well.

SilverLeap: We can even hijack the chocolate fountain. Becca says it come with an attendant. If he's cute, he's coming with us, otherwise we can make Alec suckerpunch him or something.

RazorRemus: I walked on it.
RazorRemus: It was a good plaza.
RazorRemus: It gets the Adam Lacoste Seal of Approval for Plazaness.

RazorRemus: My eyebrow is broken.
SilverLeap: You only need one. Just let them grow together.
SilverLeap: Your right one will take one for the team.

SilverLeap: Oh hell. Let's just sit in your apartment in our underpants drinking strawberry crush, and you can have a ceremony via the internet
SilverLeap: Giant Wedding Chatroom
SilverLeap: That way it's all the ceremony with none of the actually having to see people
SilverLeap: We can even block your mom, so she can see what's going on but we don't have to read what she writes

RazorRemus: Dead men tell no tales, arrr.

SilverLeap: Becca, settle this for us, please.
SilverLeap: Before it turns to bloodshed. You know how I hate bloodshed.

SilverLeap: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
RazorRemus: WHERE IS MY HAT?
SilverLeap: THE DOLL TRIED TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTER'S BEEN LAUGHING AT ME!

SilverLeap: AND HE'LL BE ALIVE AND STILL INCREDIBLY HOT AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY AND I WILL BE HAPPY

Ech0flash: I just re-read the convo where Amy found out that StarCraft marines were better than the SCVs. Amy rocks.
SilverLeap: And I'm sorry, but no one explained that to me!
SilverLeap: I was wondering why they kept dying, the big fat suckers!

SilverLeap: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ech0flash: Stuff it, I-Killed-Thirty-People-Before-I-Was-Five
Ech0flash: And you too, popsicle boy
RazorRemus: She's got you there.
RazorRemus: Hey!
SilverLeap: She's getting defensive, Adam.
SilverLeap: Turning on us like that.
SilverLeap: AND IT WAS ONLY, LIKE, THREE! I THINK!
RazorRemus: Well, I mean, it was fine to turn on you, but me?
SilverLeap: HEY!
SilverLeap: Mr. I have no feelings but omg I just fell in love with Sol and now I'm going to be the mushiest person alive!
Ech0flash: Yeah!

SilverLeap: If you change all that, then Kat's going to be a friendly little girl who likes puppies and cries whenever she gets a bruise.

RazorRemus: Hey Adam, you know what would be really cool?
RazorRemus: What's that, Adam?
RazorRemus: It would be really cool if Gabe could shoot laser beams from his eyes and read thoughts!
RazorRemus: Brilliant idea, Adam!
RazorRemus: I know, Adam!
RazorRemus: But will Gabe be cursed as Cyclops is, doomed to become dull and moody?
RazorRemus: Hmm, good question. We don't want him ending up like Cyclops.
RazorRemus: No we don't, Adam.
RazorRemus: What if he can control the lasers?
RazorRemus: How does he do that?
SilverLeap: WITH SUNGLASSES
SilverLeap: DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU

S0lenis: *sniffle* I like you too. *snifflecling* God, she's going to get beaten within a millimeter of her life BY JORRY and then she's going to be completely and totally alone for TWO YEARS knowing jorry HATES her!
SilverLeap: And that's why we keep our panties on.

S0lenis: Nonono, our pickup line would be, "Hey, baby. Are you an angel or just schizophrenic?"
SilverLeap: "Is that a dagger in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
S0lenis: Hahahhaa. "Got a light?"
SilverLeap: "Am I seeing double? Prove me right."

SilverLeap: Now hush, or go post Mode, or something productive while I tarnish your fragile womanhood some more.
S0lenis: Mmm. Tarnishing.

SilverLeap: You're right, let's blow this facist popsicle stand.

SilverLeap: I'm going to use the word "writhing" just to make you squirm.

SilverLeap: I'm not that sociopathic and homicidally obsessed with blood and knives and death, am I? <droop>

S0lenis: Ah, yes, but Jor has the moral highground on this one.
SilverLeap: Yes, and we're shamelessly going to exploit it and remind you of it every single little miniscule chance that we get.

RazorRemus: Hale: I have a shiv.
RazorRemus: Hale: Which I may or may not have used to kill some terrorist so unimportant to the plot that my author has forgotten his name.

DKQuistin: p-o-s-t-e-d, that's the way we spell comeuppance

RazorRemus: YES! SELL IT! SELL IT IN SLOW MOTION! SELL IT TO A FLOCK OF DOVES!
DKQuistin: You've been watching too many John Woo movies

Ech0flash: OMG! Amy! After they rescue him and Kat and Mode run away, MODE IS GOING TO BE A KAT BURGLAR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
DKQuistin: You are so funny. <shutsBecup>

SilverLeap: I think we just talked for a half an hour and didn't even come to any conclusions or even made any obvious points.
RazorRemus: But we did get to complain about how much work there is to do.
RazorRemus: That's half the battle.

SilverLeap: Obviously, I must cut down on killing.

SilverLeap: Hey, we need to set goals that we can actually meet.
SilverLeap: You know, we didn't really do much of anything.
RazorRemus: That's a goal we can meet!

SilverLeap: Adam says, "Tell her I'm collecting gold bolts."

SilverLeap: YES!
SilverLeap: I LOVE PUFF PAINT!