Hope that everyone has a wonderful day, since I know you've all been naughty. And in keeping with the evil holiday spirit, I've got presents!

<picks up Bec> <snuffle> I got you a knife. It's big and sharp. And you'll just have to wait for the rest of your gifts, muffincheeks.

<tosses a box to Rem> It's a pipe. Use it well.

Lookit, Bai! <leads a blue TaunTaun into the room> His name is Bluey.

<nudges Nana> I'll give you three guesses. No wait-- I'll just tell you! I got you new glocks! And some good ammo, too.

Ians, Ians... <hangs a pirate flag on his house> I got you a pair of socks, too! They have skulls.

I'm not responsible for any damage caused by this gift, now... <glances around> <hands a big package to Wick> Jor says, um, that it shoots fire or flames or something. There's also a fire extinguisher in there. That part is from me.

<pounces on Mode> Now, there is a special present from Kat. She says she'll give it to you in there. <points to closet> Get going.

Let's see... oh, Sasha! <holds up a new custom-made fletchette pistol> Mik says 'Merry fucking Christmas, precious.'

<pokes Thoth> Riya didn't say anything, and there's no card, but she left this on the floor and I know I'm supposed to give it to you. It's really heavy. I think there might be guns in there. Oh, and this is yours too. <drops keys into lap> There's a white streetbike out on the street.

Rox told me to give this to you, Rabin. It's fruitcake. She says you can throw it at Nicolai. <drop fruitcake> <thunk> The pointy bits are cherries, I think.

For Donovan... <searches around> <pulls out a big box> <Rox pops out> Dom says you can share now. <grin> She's even wearing Christmas skivvies. Have fun!

I forgot someone... oh yeah. Gabe and Sol. <holds up a noose> This is from Riya. She thought you'd find it funny. Oh, and this is from Kat. I think it's supposed to be a picture of you two in a grave or something. I'm not quite sure. She's not that good at drawing.

<digs around in her bag> Kat even got you a present, Wick. It's in here somewhere... <searches> Here we go! It's a pair of those wax lips. She says stick to these or she'll be handing out your lips next year, sister. There was something else... oh, here, have this Zippo lighter. It says "One Hot Bitch" on the side.

Dom... <waves a scarf> This is for you from Kat. You can wear it around your neck.

<swings a little necklace around> Here ya are, Donovan. It's from Dante. See, the charm is a little snowflake. Get it?

Well, that's about it. Enjoy your gifts, kiddos, and Merry Christmas!